© On The Stump


 

Delivering leaflets,
Owning two sparkly kitchens.
Knocking on doors,
Wearing fingerless mittens.
Campaigning hard and
Pulling no strings
These are the candidates
Favourite things.

A gaggle of Phoney’s
And a guy who just doodles.
Doorbells and knockers and
And unruly poodles.
Blokes doing time and
A drunkard who sings
These are the LibDems
Favourite things

Harman’s pink bus is
For Ladies and Lassies
Labour’s appeal is to
The low classes
Red flags all flying
Like birds with no wings
Hell yes they are Labour’s
Favourite things!

When the bell tolls
When the polls close
When the counting’s done
I look on My UKIP right away
To see ee what seats we’ve won.

Tories in check-shirts
With powder blue collars.
A Stock Exchange buoyant
With pound coins and dollars
Range Rovers parked
With rosettes on their wings
These are Conservatives
Favourite things.

When the bell tolls
When the polls close
When the counting’s done
I look on My UKIP right away
To see ee what seats we’ve won.

Delivering leaflets,
Owning two sparkly kitchens.
Knocking on doors,
Wearing fingerless mittens.
Campaigning hard and
Pulling no strings
These are the candidates
Favourite things.

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Author: philbo62

Retired businessman, always looking for inspiration and new ideas. Author of two books, writer of poetry.

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