No Win – No Claim!


No Win No Claim
Or, Beware of Pinstripes Bearing Gifts!

A message to employers of idiots with no brain
Sack them all before your pockets feel the strain.
Don’t give them a scaffold ladder to climb the factory wall
Because, just like Humpty Dumpty, you’ll be heading for a fall.
As soon as the ladder shudders, before he hits the ground
The fire alarm installer will be worth a thousand pound.
The National Accident Helpline will receive his call with glee
Fat cats all, in pinstripes, leeching off you and me.

Invest in your foyer, put carpet wall to wall
Then you might prevent some idiot having a fall
Keep back your mops and buckets for cleaning out the loo
Use barriers and graphics which tell people what to do.
And if some fool ignores them and falls flat on his face
Take an instant photo and weaken the idiot’s case
The National Accident Helpline will receive his call with glee
Fat cats all, in pinstripes, leeching off you and me.

They are all out there to get you; I’ll name here but a few,
There are The National Accident Helpline and Injury lawyers 4U
They portray the bumbling idiot as a victim of our times
And it’s you, the business owner who is blamed for all the crimes.
It is your insurance premiums that will be going through the roof
Idiot and lawyer need very little proof.
The National Accident Helpline will receive his call with glee
Fat cats all, in pinstripes, leeching off you and me.

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Author: philbo62

Retired businessman, always looking for inspiration and new ideas. Author of two books, writer of poetry.

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